- A sound from my kitchen is making me think that there might be a man in my oven. #
- UPDATE: @FunnyFallontine @rayk58 @AshStoneman @JBax52 There was no man in my oven. All is well. Have a safe 4th! #
- Free Kobayashi #
- Well, if you put it that way sign, I think I will. http://tweetphoto.com/30998116 #
- It's so hot. I'm contemplating sleeping in a bikini tonight. #
- It's so hot. I hung my beard up on the coat rack. #nycheatwave #
- If it wasn't for that very special episode of Punky Brewster I'd be going inside my refrigerator right now. #NYCheatwave #
- Great job! RT @Twipcomics What did people do before they knew the Happy Birthday song? Ask @friedmanjon: http://bit.ly/JonTwip #
- I get my Lindsay Lohan news from you once CNN, shame on you. I get my Lindsay Lohan news from you twice CNN, shame on me. #
- I'd rather stand than sit in a stranger's fresh seat warmth. #
- LeBron is going to UCONN. #
- I have 2:30 feeling. #
- If my name was Haley I'd use the Joel too. #
- JeBron Lames #
- Why does the fox always get to be the one that's quick and brown? #
- I like to yell out, "whoa, it's like a sauna in here, am I right fellas?!" every time I step into a sauna. #
