- The Yankees are like the Miami Heat of baseball. #
- The only thing dry about me are my heaves. #hungoverintherain #
- (If it's brown, flush it down.) Uh-oh, I've made a critical error! Taxi!! #
- Oh, extra time to not score! #worldcup #
- See you in 2014, soccer. #
- It's time we update the phrase "best thing since sliced bread." I can think of a lot of better things invented since then. Like, Nintendo. #
- Every time I hear the phrase "the best thing since sliced bread" I think of how terrible it must have been before bread was sliced. #
- Cats & Dogs 2 Rejected Sequel Subtitles: Cats & Dogs 2: Right Bark at You #
- I Just Called To Say You're Hebrew #melgibsonlovesongs #
- Terminator Salvation #movieswithbatman #
- Home Run Derby's aren't as fun without the steroids. #
- Mel Gibson Greeting Cards: (front) You’re a f*cking mentally deprived idiot. (inside) You’re a f*cking using whore. I own you. #
- Seriously though, whoever invented the wheel, awesome job. #
- Brian McCann does not know how old he is. (He was 12 in 1996 not 8 as he said in post game interview) #asg #mlb #
- The gushing of the oil spill is directly related to Mel Gibson's anger in the same way the slime reacts in Ghostbusters 2. #
- Are we sure there's not an actual cartoonish villain behind the oil spill? #
- I've always sneezed two times in a row but for the first time ever I just now sneezed only once. Where is the other one?!! #
- Hakuna matata, everyone! #lametweets #
- I suddenly have a desire to be a TV court bailiff. #
- I love meatloaf. The food not the man. #
- Ok, me too. RT @JordanFifer I love the food and the man. RT @friedmanjon I love meatloaf. The food not the man. #
- To clarify, I don't mean to imply that I don't like the man, Meatloaf. I was just specifying that I was referring to the food. #
- I don't really like meatloaf. #
- Ok, so the next time we have a massive oil spill try a tightly fitted cap BEFORE you try throwing a bunch of garbage at it. #
- Kevin Costner claims he can stop the Mel Gibson phone calls. #
- "Soooooo. How's everyone?" –Mel Gibson returning to work on the set of The Beaver #
- It's another installment of "Totally Terrific Tweets!" (perhaps you're on the list) http://bit.ly/bvlGNY #FF #
