- Twitter film review for Inception: Holy shit. #
- Supermodel Gisele Bundchen passed the written exam for her pilot’s license. She hopes to not cause a lot of boners while in the sky. #
- I looked up how to make iced coffee on the internet and it told me to make coffee and put it in the fridge and then I felt like an idiot. #
- Vitamin C, you get an A in my book. #
- New phrase for when you're being yelled at on the phone: "Stop Mel-ing at me." #
- This is a great BEHIND THE SCENES 'Late Night' video of the making of "Black Thought's Favorite Dinosaurs" http://bit.ly/diXWNQ #
- I'd buy an exercise machine but I'm not in good enough shape to get it up the stairs. #
- I liked when they ended up in Hoth in Inception. #nerd #
- It's ok to go to the movies by yourself. #
- 'The Rejection Show' on Saturday night? In Brooklyn at Union Hall? With all people that lost on a game show? Yes! http://twitpic.com/271inl #
- Every time I hear the word 'supreme' I think of sour cream. #
- If the Mets season were like Rocky 3 this is the part where Rocky loses to Clubber Lang. #
- And where exactly would that home be? http://twitpic.com/27bx3z #
- New Band Name: Sauce on Side #
- The Rejection Show 'I Lost on a Game Show' Saturday night! http://bit.ly/a2pEm1 #
- Thanks internet! http://www.todaysbigthing.com/2010/07/12 #
- Who knew?! RT @soalexgoes Just saw @friedmanjon quoted in InTouch! Also GQ is trying to tell me I've never heard of @reggiewatts #
- Just who is this mysterious "I" in I Can't Believe It's Not Butter? Come forward! #
- I found out who the "I" is in I Can't Believe It's Not Butter. It was Larry. Larry Can't Believe It's Not Butter. #
- See @roblathan, @glennypenny, @waitforandy, @eliotglazer, @MikeDrucker at The Rejection Show "I Lost on a Game Show" http://bit.ly/csDqLJ #
- Yes, that was me needing to go "pee pee" on @latenightjimmy last night. http://bit.ly/cniUMi #
- New Band Name: Sensible Dinner #
- A nerd robbed a bank. http://bit.ly/aVSlsH #
- A street vendor tried to get me to buy a grain of rice with my name written on it. I told him that is the thing I need least in the world. #
- It's another installment of "Totally Terrific Tweets!" (perhaps you're on the list) http://bit.ly/aWNKUL #FF #


