- It's another installment of "Totally Terrific Tweets!" (perhaps you're on the list) http://bit.ly/9XNoux #FF #
- Everyone is talking about a Weiner exploding in Congress today. #imimmature #
- I'm embarrassed that I can't last very long when using the Shake Weight. #
- I'm worried about Snooki. #
- Rejected Sequel Subtitles For Cats & Dogs 2: The Revenge of Kitty Galore 'Cats & Dogs 2: Pussies & Bitches' #
- Nice one! RT @meganamram @friedmanjon @julieklausner 'Cats & Dogs 2: Cat On A Hot Tin Dog' #
- I sit and gently wait for someone to emerge and have a catch with me. http://twitpic.com/2b1vfe #
- My bologna has a first name, it's A-L-A-N. #
- Wait, Bill Cosby isn't dead? There go my Ghost Dad marathon plans. #
- Brave Favre has rerererereretired. #
- Brett Favre has rerererereretired. #
- Let's be done with trackballs. #
- Well played! RT @sarw8 Then how will I keep tabs on my boyfriend??? RT @friedmanjon Let's be done with trackballs. #
- I'm surprised the inventor of the escalator wasn't too lazy to actually invent it. #
- 600 home runs is the new 400 home runs. #
- Congratulations to A-Rod on hitting his 178th non-steroid home run. #
- I've always been a huge equality fan. #
- Prop 8 is overturned! This is the best Shark Week ever! #
- Thanks for enforcing this rule. http://twitpic.com/2bus5w #
- The new NYC subway M line now meets up with the F and L at 14th street to make it the official FML stop. #
- Sadly, Leonard from Memento now uses the camera on his Droid to keep track of his memories. #
- RT @jdharm Hilarious skit with Fallon and Ferrell RT @jimmyfallon Will Ferrell dramatic acting w/mannequin arms. http://dld.bz/q7Bx #
- I'm going out to California to marry a lesbian. #
- Do me a Favre and make up your mind already. #seewhatididthere #
- It's another installment of "Totally Terrific Tweets!" (perhaps you're on the list) http://bit.ly/bbsNIr #FF #
- 45 weeks. RT @thecomicscomic How many weeks do I need to be left off of "Totally Terrific Tweets" before I qualify for The Rejection Show? #
- I'm not afraid of fame because if I ever didn't wanna be recognized I'd walk around with a black rectangle bar over my eyes. #
- …anyway, what else, what else. #
