- The Kneel World #PrisonRealityShows #
- Is playing Connect Four required in a mental institution? #
- I like my coffee black, like my socks. #
- The new Cupcake Pebbles cereal is just a test to see what kind of parent you are. #
- I can't tell if you forgot to take your meds or if you just did. RT @PaulaAbdul IT'S SUNDAY!!! LOL LOL LOL!!! xoP #
- Just realized that 'take a penny, leave a penny' is not meant for at the same time. #
- I don't think The Secret should be allowed to be called The Secret anymore. #
- My gift horse is facing the other way. #
- Bravo picked a great moment to promote "Flipping Out" during last night's Real Housewives of New Jersey. http://twitpic.com/2df5ug #
- One day I will communicate solely with face icons. #
- A 58-year-old transgender woman is running for mayor of a town in Idaho. She says she has nothing to lose –except for her penis. #
- Mr. Cheerio would be rolling in his grave if he knew that Chocolate Cheerios exist. #
- There's no elephants in Denmark. #
- I love this, and you. http://bit.ly/cFV84G #
- I just can't help but to bite into a Mento right away. #
- How My Favorite Movies Would Be Different If They Were Starring A Cow
(Rocky IV) Adrian: It's suicide. You can't win! Rocky: Mooo. # - Woke up this morning with my ear folded under my head. It's very sore. That's dangerous. People should be made more aware of folded ear. #
- I just feel like we should have had an advancement in the umbrella by now. I don't want to hold this. #
- RT @ilianainocencio: @friedmanjon you mean you don't have a retractable bubble dome installed in your shoulder blades? #
- Chris Angel gave me a mindfreak by pronouncing idea as idear. #
- Criss Angel gave me a mindfreak by pronouncing idea as idear. #
- The superstitious day should be Tuesday the 13th because you have bad luck AND it's only Tuesday. #
- It's another installment of "Totally Terrific Tweets!" (perhaps you're on the list) http://bit.ly/cePmG2 #FF #
- Dear Fart Noise, Thanks for everything. #
- The Delicious Sandwich Social is back! http://bit.ly/d4xvWA #
