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		<title>Double Dream Hands &#8211; The Complete Instructions</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Dec 2010 05:59:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Below are the complete instructions to John Jacobson&#8217;s original choreography for the song Planet Rock. Planet Rock is an original composition of John Jacobson and all credit goes to him. Double Dream Hands &#8211; The Complete Instructions (text) Start with your heads down. Now look up slowly. Bring your arms up. And bring them down. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>Below are the complete instructions to John Jacobson&#8217;s <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc" target="_blank">original choreography for the song Planet  Rock</a>. Planet Rock is an original composition of John Jacobson and all  credit goes to him.</p>
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<p><strong>Double Dream Hands &#8211; The Complete Instructions (text)</strong></p>
<p>Start with your heads down.</p>
<p>Now look up slowly.</p>
<p>Bring your arms up.</p>
<p>And bring them down.</p>
<p>They’re gonna go up again.</p>
<p>Higher this time.</p>
<p>Turn them down.</p>
<p>Bring your thumbs to yourself.</p>
<p>And down.</p>
<p>Point your right hand from low to high.</p>
<p>Burst your right hand.</p>
<p>Now fist to your sides.</p>
<p>Now your fingers 5, 4.</p>
<p>Burst both hands.</p>
<p>Up, punch, across.</p>
<p>Crank, crank, stay down.</p>
<p>Shoulder.</p>
<p>Chin.</p>
<p>Shoulder.</p>
<p>And pat.</p>
<p>Double dream hands.</p>
<p>And thumbs to yourself.</p>
<p>Punch again.</p>
<p>Now point your right hand from low to high.</p>
<p>Punch.</p>
<p>Crank underhanded.</p>
<p>Two pats, shoulder.</p>
<p>Double dream hands.</p>
<p>Up, just like before.</p>
<p>Crank.</p>
<p>Stay down.</p>
<p>Shoulder.</p>
<p>Chin.</p>
<p>Shoulder, shoulder, shoulder.</p>
<p>Double dream hands.</p>
<p>Again.</p>
<p>Thumbs to yourself.</p>
<p>Punch.</p>
<p>Punch from high to low.</p>
<p>Punch.</p>
<p>And crank underhanded.</p>
<p>Pat twice.</p>
<p>Double dream hands.</p>
<p>Again, up.</p>
<p>Rock out now.</p>
<p>Crank it.</p>
<p>Stay down.</p>
<p>Shoulder, chin, shoulder and…</p>
<p>Double dream hands.</p>
<p>Now Jazz hand.</p>
<p>Up.</p>
<p>Right hand.</p>
<p>Rain hands.</p>
<p>Point your hand over there.</p>
<p>Step clap.</p>
<p>Jazz hand.</p>
<p>Burst.</p>
<p>Again left jazz hand.</p>
<p>Clap, clap.</p>
<p>Hands to your knees.</p>
<p>Two step claps.</p>
<p>Reach to the audience.</p>
<p>Two step claps.</p>
<p>Hands to your knees.</p>
<p>Left jazz hand.</p>
<p>Left, right, burst.</p>
<p>Like before.</p>
<p>And point high to low.</p>
<p>Crank your underhanded.</p>
<p>Pat.</p>
<p>Double dream hands.</p>
<p>And butterfly.</p>
<p>Double dream hands.</p>
<p>Freestyle.</p>
<p>Make a tight group.</p>
<p>Punch.</p>
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		<title>@friedmanjon Weekly Twitter Updates</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Nov 2010 03:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#039;s Friday. That means it&#039;s time for another round of Terrific Tweets! (Perhaps you&#039;re in it.) http://bit.ly/9PaxlC #FF # I just thought about when Dr. Evil did the Macarena and I surprisingly laughed out loud. # I&#039;m gonna start rethinking eating meatballs where I also buy my furniture. # I&#039;m doing everything I can to [...]]]></description>
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<li>It&#039;s Friday. That means it&#039;s time for another round of Terrific Tweets! (Perhaps you&#039;re in it.) <a href="http://bit.ly/9PaxlC" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/9PaxlC</a> #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23FF" class="aktt_hashtag">FF</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/3179795282132992" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I just thought about when Dr. Evil did the Macarena and I surprisingly laughed out loud. <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/3222345338593280" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I&#039;m gonna start rethinking eating meatballs where I also buy my furniture. <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/3522663649640448" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I&#039;m doing everything I can to get this Smash Mouth song out of my head (just short of smashing myself in the mouth). <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/3636107480670208" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Almond Sorrow #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23FailedCandy" class="aktt_hashtag">FailedCandy</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/3662310082084864" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Mr. Goodbarf  #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23failedcandy" class="aktt_hashtag">failedcandy</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/3664967576330241" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Did @<a href="http://twitter.com/daniellestaub" class="aktt_username">daniellestaub</a> just get kidnapped?  Are you ok?!  RT @<a href="http://twitter.com/daniellestaub" class="aktt_username">daniellestaub</a> They broke into my home and <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/3856715384627200" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I&#039;m at the stage of my life where my mom wants to get off the phone before I do. <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/3905816725815296" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Fantasy Football makes it so that I&#039;m rooting for my rival team&#039;s dog murdering quarterback. <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/3960808564330497" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
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		<title>@friedmanjon Weekly Twitter Updates</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Nov 2010 03:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A tissue as a napkin? What will I think of next! # The reality show @NBCSchoolPride rebuilds schools that need rebuilding. Watching = higher ratings = more episodes = more schools rebuilt. # Fun times @broadcity Live tonight. http://broadcity.tumblr.com/post/1344523740/youre-invited-were-very-very-excited-about # I&#039;ve added &#34;get trapped in mine&#34; to my list of ways to help advance my [...]]]></description>
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<li>A tissue as a napkin?  What will I think of next! <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/643246619361280" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>The reality show @<a href="http://twitter.com/NBCSchoolPride" class="aktt_username">NBCSchoolPride</a> rebuilds schools that need rebuilding.  Watching = higher ratings = more episodes = more schools rebuilt. <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/651651539009536" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Fun times @<a href="http://twitter.com/broadcity" class="aktt_username">broadcity</a> Live tonight.  <a href="http://broadcity.tumblr.com/post/1344523740/youre-invited-were-very-very-excited-about" rel="nofollow">http://broadcity.tumblr.com/post/1344523740/youre-invited-were-very-very-excited-about</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/668198273818624" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I&#039;ve added &quot;get trapped in mine&quot; to my list of ways to help advance my career. <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/679370284867584" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>While walking home tonight I saw the Big Dipper nice and clear in the sky above Brooklyn.  Also, what&#039;s a dipper? <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/770336740081664" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>You know that taking off the pants thing where your leg isn&#039;t quite out yet but you go to step down and then you fall?  I did that. <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/966819556892672" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Dear Sandy Alderson, Let&#039;s go back to the traditional blue and orange uniforms, full time.  Also, get Backman.  Signed, A Mets Fan <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/1016231725371392" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Interesting post on @<a href="http://twitter.com/ConanOBrien" class="aktt_username">ConanOBrien</a> unknowingly breaking my &#039;Shortest Talk Show&#039; world record.  <a href="http://aol.it/d9ln7V" rel="nofollow">http://aol.it/d9ln7V</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/1024007197429760" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>1AM is the new 2AM. <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/1036643049938944" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Watching a marathon on TV is like&#8230;watching a marathon on TV. <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/1297788272902144" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>With some of my clocks updating themselves and others not, it&#039;s safe to say I have no idea what time it is right now. <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/1314922961051650" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I&#039;ve completed the marathon (of Cheers episodes)! <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/1336218298089472" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>It&#039;s been a long day, watching people run is exhausting. <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/1426840237375489" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>It feels so nine o&#039;clock-y right now. <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/1438789557813248" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I&#039;m thinking of becoming &quot;the guy that says yabba-dabba-do a lot&quot;. <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/1482582151663616" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Nov 2010 03:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#34;It&#039;s time to bring back the McRib.&#34; &#8211;Actually said at a board meeting # RT @URDB Wait, did @ConanOBrien just beat @FriedmanJon&#039;s URDB record for the World&#039;s Shortest Talk Show? http://bit.ly/9ECwFI # I like Election Day because it gives me the opportunity to say the word &#34;gubernatorial&#34; a lot. # With these new voting machines [...]]]></description>
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<li>&quot;It&#039;s time to bring back the McRib.&quot;  &#8211;Actually said at a board meeting <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/29426132216" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>RT @<a href="http://twitter.com/URDB" class="aktt_username">URDB</a> Wait, did @<a href="http://twitter.com/ConanOBrien" class="aktt_username">ConanOBrien</a> just beat @<a href="http://twitter.com/FriedmanJon" class="aktt_username">FriedmanJon</a>&#039;s URDB record for the World&#039;s Shortest Talk Show? <a href="http://bit.ly/9ECwFI" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/9ECwFI</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/29472227407" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I like Election Day because it gives me the opportunity to say the word &quot;gubernatorial&quot; a lot. <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/29484205536" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>With these new voting machines we&#039;re supposed to check off who we don&#039;t want to win, right?  JK y&#039;all, I did it right. <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/29493362307" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Yo momma is so contractually obligated to Verizon that she&#039;ll be making phone calls with them for two years. <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/29503216845" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I just got off the phone with my opponent. <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/29528081909" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>It&#039;s going to take me some time to get used to the idea of Piers Morgan King Live. <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/29580361264" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Tonight, I have a date with douchestiny.  (feel free to use that) <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/29587863610" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Do Beauty and the Beast sing Beauty and the Beast to each other?  She calls him a beast to his face?  That&#039;s not nice. <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/29606195867" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I think whoever first bred a Cockapoo did it to be hilarious. <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/29677762697" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I still have Chilean miner jokes left and I&#039;m not sure what to do about it. <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/29695001908" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Cookie Monster has been downgraded to Cookie Enthusiast. <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/592387994812416" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I heard that the Spider-Man musical has been delayed.  This might have something to do with it being a Spider-Man musical. <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/607415322025985" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>It&#039;s Friday.  That means it&#039;s time for another round of Terrific Tweets!  (Perhaps you&#039;re in it.)  <a href="http://bit.ly/aZMg55" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/aZMg55</a> #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23FF" class="aktt_hashtag">FF</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/615580876935168" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>The McPork Patty, Dextrose, Malted Barley, Fructose Corn Syrup, Fumaric Acid, Ammonium Sulphate, Fungal Protease, Xanthan Gum is back! <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/626562525298688" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Oct 2010 03:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Recently I tweeted about my love of @Smarties. Thanks to @picwithjimmy and @Spatty for bringing me a bucket full! http://twitpic.com/2xw0rk # I&#039;ve made the decision to use the word &#34;dingbat&#34; more. Like this&#8230;&#34;Put that down, you dingbat.&#34; # I&#039;d like to be a Scarecrow for Halloween but I might have to settle for Mrs. King. [...]]]></description>
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<li>Recently I tweeted about my love of @<a href="http://twitter.com/Smarties" class="aktt_username">Smarties</a>.  Thanks to @<a href="http://twitter.com/picwithjimmy" class="aktt_username">picwithjimmy</a> and @<a href="http://twitter.com/Spatty" class="aktt_username">Spatty</a> for bringing me a bucket full! <a href="http://twitpic.com/2xw0rk" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/2xw0rk</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/27484456380" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I&#039;ve made the decision to use the word &quot;dingbat&quot; more.  Like this&#8230;&quot;Put that down, you dingbat.&quot; <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/27490978312" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I&#039;d like to be a Scarecrow for Halloween but I might have to settle for Mrs. King. <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/27558087217" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>&quot;This chicken tastes like frog.&quot; &#8211;A Guy Who Eats Frog A Lot <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/27586756774" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Money will be donated every time we mention #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23beatcancer" class="aktt_hashtag">beatcancer</a>   I&#039;d like to help #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23beatcancer" class="aktt_hashtag">beatcancer</a> so lets #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23beatcancer" class="aktt_hashtag">beatcancer</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/27651295396" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I for real actually just slipped on a banana peel. <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/27673883631" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I judge how the economy is doing by the amount of jewelry around Mr. T&#039;s neck. <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/27749630278" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>My newest show, &#039;Bandter: The Show&#039; with @<a href="http://twitter.com/stuckeymurray" class="aktt_username">stuckeymurray</a> debuts tomorrow night at @<a href="http://twitter.com/arsnova" class="aktt_username">arsnova</a>.  &quot;Less rock, more talk.&quot;  <a href="http://bit.ly/bkmkeo" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/bkmkeo</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/27755214819" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I like to wear vests out in public and then go, &quot;Oh shit, I forgot my sleeves!&quot; and then run back in the other direction. <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/27758946852" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Goodstellas #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23boozemovies" class="aktt_hashtag">boozemovies</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/27799745341" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Quotes From the First Person to Answer the Telephone &#8211; &quot;Hello?&quot; <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/27846072866" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I&#039;m starting to think espresso is a scam. <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/27950617827" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I&#039;m gonna go ahead and say that this kicks ass: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwJAISKaR1s" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwJAISKaR1s</a> (from NPR&#039;s Tiny Desk Concerts) <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/27956493301" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I don&#039;t even wear glasses. <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/27968337590" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I never know when to eat my Now &amp; Later. <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/27977131955" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>If I could ask only one question to one mailman, that question would be, &quot;What&#039;s it like delivering the mail?&quot; <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/27991003083" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Brian Wilson is clearly wearing a disguise.  <a href="http://twitpic.com/2zegtx" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/2zegtx</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/27994286738" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>&quot;In this episode of Who&#039;s the Boss? Tony and Angela switch roles and find themselves overwhelmed by &#8211;oh just hump already.&quot; <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/28430062607" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Oct 2010 03:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just dusted off my Popeye impression. It went ok. # I get the sense that eventually Andy Rooney will only stick his middle finger up and not say anything for his entire segment. # I&#039;m not a Frankenstein. # I mean, I like Home Alone and Mrs. Doubtfire too but to make a whole [...]]]></description>
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<li>I just dusted off my Popeye impression.  It went ok. <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/26978264533" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I get the sense that eventually Andy Rooney will only stick his middle finger up and not say anything for his entire segment. <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/26986971948" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I&#039;m not a Frankenstein. <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/26993436935" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I mean, I like Home Alone and Mrs. Doubtfire too but to make a whole day to celebrate Christopher Columbus is just weird. <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/27032478598" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Here are some fun ones (hopefully): <a href="http://favstar.fm/users/friedmanjon" rel="nofollow">http://favstar.fm/users/friedmanjon</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/27048094525" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>There was a bomb found in the East Village?  I didn&#039;t know &#039;Life as We Know It&#039; is playing down there.  #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23toosoon" class="aktt_hashtag">toosoon</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/27059384170" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Cotton, you really are the fabric of my life. <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/27068143485" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>&quot;Uh-huh.&quot; &#8211;Tariq, The Roots <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/27074864867" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>It feels good to be able to wish a Happy Birthday to Artie Lange. <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/27081139848" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I&#039;ve never thought about a penis this much while watching an NFL game. <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/27102869301" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>RT @<a href="http://twitter.com/broadcity" class="aktt_username">broadcity</a> Broad City Episode 16: &quot;Date Night&quot; feat. @<a href="http://twitter.com/Hannibalburess" class="aktt_username">Hannibalburess</a> &amp; @<a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon" class="aktt_username">friedmanjon</a> !!! <a href="http://ht.ly/2S91c" rel="nofollow">http://ht.ly/2S91c</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/27138949944" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>&quot;We were on a break!&quot; &#8211;David Arquette in 3 weeks <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/27149202875" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>The boring part about the plague of &quot;darkness&quot; must&#039;ve been having to wait around until morning before people even knew it was happening. <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/27155316858" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Biweekly is the new fortnight. <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/27163272984" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Hannibal Buress and Jon Friedman Join Broad City For Date Night | Splitsider <a href="http://t.co/ZWSKrU0" rel="nofollow">http://t.co/ZWSKrU0</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/27166652194" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Of all the voices in my head, Kevin is the douchiest. <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/27174243269" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Oct 2010 03:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#039;s about time owls got the leading roles they deserve. # RT @morgan_murphy awwww, Cupid took a dump on the subway. http://twitpic.com/2rlfkv # Wait, Lindsay Lohan is out of jail? Ok, now maybe I can get some sleep. # Sometimes I just feel like that third Manning brother. # Sometimes you just have to listen [...]]]></description>
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<li>It&#039;s about time owls got the leading roles they deserve. <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/25436790643" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>RT @<a href="http://twitter.com/morgan_murphy" class="aktt_username">morgan_murphy</a> awwww, Cupid took a dump on the subway. <a href="http://twitpic.com/2rlfkv" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/2rlfkv</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/25442756599" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Wait, Lindsay Lohan is out of jail?  Ok, now maybe I can get some sleep. <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/25481771789" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Sometimes I just feel like that third Manning brother. <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/25527510037" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Sometimes you just have to listen to Didn&#039;t We Almost Have it All to ask yourself, didn&#039;t we almost have it all? <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/25622064299" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>&quot;You&#039;re not going to be asked to do anything that Lisa Bonet wasn&#039;t asked to do.&quot;  &#8211;Quotes from my dream last night <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/25697016466" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Speaking of Segways&#8230; <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/25704047843" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>The Rejection Show is back w/ failed records from @<a href="http://twitter.com/URDB" class="aktt_username">URDB</a>, a rejection story from @<a href="http://twitter.com/ActorBenCurtis" class="aktt_username">ActorBenCurtis</a>, &amp; rejected sketches from @<a href="http://twitter.com/SERIOUSLUNCH" class="aktt_username">SERIOUSLUNCH</a>! <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/25714826532" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>&#039;The Rejection Show&#039; returns this week with @<a href="http://twitter.com/URDB" class="aktt_username">URDB</a>, @<a href="http://twitter.com/ActorBenCurtis" class="aktt_username">ActorBenCurtis</a>, @<a href="http://twitter.com/SERIOUSLUNCH" class="aktt_username">SERIOUSLUNCH</a> &amp; more at @<a href="http://twitter.com/ucbtheatreny" class="aktt_username">ucbtheatreny</a>!  <a href="http://bit.ly/bFjKZB" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/bFjKZB</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/25715243818" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I don&#039;t need to be enterin&#039; no third dimension. <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/25726615177" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>See a sneak peek of Bandter (the band that only banters &amp; never gets to their songs) at tomorrow night&#039;s Rejection Show! bit.ly/bFjKZB <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/25796090379" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Everybody knows that it&#039;s all four corners first and THEN in between in the elevator, sir. <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/25813547267" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I still have the old Twitter.  This is like when all my friends had their Cabbage Patch Kids and I was still &quot;waiting for mine to be born.&quot; <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/25816728037" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Sep 2010 03:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[#FF Can&#039;t wait to see what they do. @croninwhocares @toddlevin @joshcomers @dubouchet and the rest of them. # Football is the new baseball. # What does one prescribe for Bieberfever? #vmas # I would not be dancing this well if I knew it was the last day of my life. #usher #vmas # &#34;Location, location, [...]]]></description>
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<li>#<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23FF" class="aktt_hashtag">FF</a> Can&#039;t wait to see what they do.  @<a href="http://twitter.com/croninwhocares" class="aktt_username">croninwhocares</a> @toddlevin @<a href="http://twitter.com/joshcomers" class="aktt_username">joshcomers</a> @dubouchet and the rest of them. <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/24146610906" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Football is the new baseball. <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/24318191668" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>What does one prescribe for Bieberfever? #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23vmas" class="aktt_hashtag">vmas</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/24337792190" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I would not be dancing this well if I knew it was the last day of my life.  #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23usher" class="aktt_hashtag">usher</a> #vmas <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/24338126166" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>&quot;Location, location, location!&quot;  &quot;I will punch you, I will punch you, I will punch you.&quot; <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/24407237631" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>RT @<a href="http://twitter.com/Slate" class="aktt_username">Slate</a> The saddest page on IMDB <a href="http://slate.me/9tbSAT" rel="nofollow">http://slate.me/9tbSAT</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/24417027664" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Sometimes you just have to listen to Let it Be to know to let it be. <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/24443447316" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>All NFL referees have the same exact voice. #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23creepyrealizations" class="aktt_hashtag">creepyrealizations</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/24488161171" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
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		<description><![CDATA[I never bought a bicycle because I&#039;m already furious about it being stolen. # Life is like a box of chocolates, sometimes you get the marzipan one. # As a Chef, when do you make the decision to go this route? http://twitpic.com/2j4k9a # When I go on dates I don&#039;t bring a flower, I bring [...]]]></description>
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<li>I never bought a bicycle because I&#039;m already furious about it being stolen. <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/22296955800" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Life is like a box of chocolates, sometimes you get the marzipan one. <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/22380561240" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>As a Chef, when do you make the decision to go this route?  <a href="http://twitpic.com/2j4k9a" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/2j4k9a</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/22387377680" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>When I go on dates I don&#039;t bring a flower, I bring cauliflower. <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/22460955914" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I&#039;ve learned that saying, &quot;I can&#039;t wait to see the red carpet&quot; works much better on Emmy night as opposed to on a first date. <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/22468696262" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>New Emmys Drinking Game: Any time someone references a moose wearing dungarees, drink!! <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/22470749279" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>#<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23templegrandinwaving" class="aktt_hashtag">templegrandinwaving</a> #emmys10 <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/22489464322" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Pacino&#039;s acceptance speech is making me want to kill myself. Am I right?  #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23emmys10" class="aktt_hashtag">emmys10</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/22489600463" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Tom Hanks next project has to be about a war on the moon.  #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23emmys10" class="aktt_hashtag">emmys10</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/22490121746" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>My leg is on fire.  ROTF <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/22534393412" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Knock, knock. Who&#039;s there?  A boner.  #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23failedpickuplines" class="aktt_hashtag">failedpickuplines</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/22543315371" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>The word &quot;angina&quot; should be giggled at way more than it is. <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/22576214783" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>If I could ask one question to one politician that question would be, &quot;So like, what are your policies?&quot; <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/22583061813" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I&#039;m either very high or I just loved a macaroni and cheese commercial. <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/22583912209" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Yes, those ones! RT @<a href="http://twitter.com/simonelc" class="aktt_username">simonelc</a> yay for @<a href="http://twitter.com/JFranimal" class="aktt_username">JFranimal</a> RT @<a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon" class="aktt_username">friedmanjon</a>: I&#039;m either very high or I just loved a macaroni and cheese commercial. <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/22626201252" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I was making a bad joke but I actually think a good name for a new bar would be Chin-Up Bar. <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/22626961635" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
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		<description><![CDATA[RT @gavinpurcell Thanks @shoemakermike @saraschafer1 @corycavin @friedmanjon NBC.com &#38; @jimmyfallon for making our site a 2x Emmy winner! # Choosing Jif is a simple way to show someone you care? # Thanks for all the Emmy congrats. Huge credit to everything created on the actual TV show to help make the site as cool as [...]]]></description>
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<li>RT @<a href="http://twitter.com/gavinpurcell" class="aktt_username">gavinpurcell</a> Thanks @<a href="http://twitter.com/shoemakermike" class="aktt_username">shoemakermike</a> @saraschafer1 @<a href="http://twitter.com/corycavin" class="aktt_username">corycavin</a> @friedmanjon NBC.com &amp; @<a href="http://twitter.com/jimmyfallon" class="aktt_username">jimmyfallon</a> for making our site a 2x Emmy winner! <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/21793349059" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Choosing Jif is a simple way to show someone you care? <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/21840465265" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Thanks for all the Emmy congrats.  Huge credit to everything created on the actual TV show to help make the site as cool as it is. <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/21850184070" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>If there&#039;s one lesson I&#039;ve learned in life, it&#039;s that when it comes to garbage bags, you get what you pay for. <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/21864703931" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Quotes From The Guy Who Fully Recovered From Amnesia Except For His Memory of Airplanes: &quot;Is that some sort of metal bird??!!!!&quot; <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/21871665182" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>It&#039;s a special Monday installment of &quot;Totally Terrific Tweets!&quot; (perhaps you&#039;re on the list) <a href="http://bit.ly/beNWbV" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/beNWbV</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/21926594373" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Overheard on my TV: &quot;Are you stressed for cash?  I&#039;m Arsenio Hall&#8230;&quot; <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/21932645054" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Having your umbrella blown inside out is more embarrassing than it should be. <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/21951720056" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>After 8 years of research, my friend @<a href="http://twitter.com/MattDelllinger" class="aktt_username">MattDelllinger</a>&#039;s book Interstate 69 is out today.  Great read&#8230;.check it out.  <a href="http://is.gd/eAJoO" rel="nofollow">http://is.gd/eAJoO</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/22007701211" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>The browser on my blackberry loads the way my computer did in 1994.  #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23burn" class="aktt_hashtag">burn</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/22009760930" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I&#039;ve been neglecting my beeswax. <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/22016821513" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>The Guy Who Thinks Everyone&#039;s Name is Alan: &quot;Come in, Alan.  Would you like a drink? Alan, will you get Alan a drink please?  How is Alan?&quot; <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/22027850839" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Terrell Owens and Ocho Cinco both have reality shows on VH1?  What is this, Cincinnati Bengals Hits One?  Am I right?! <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/22034257517" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>This is the time of year when coat check attendants start to get depressed in anticipation of returning to work. <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/22042898868" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I was really pulling for Zeenoosh from planet Milgore 9 in this year&#039;s Miss Universe Pageant. <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/22043762111" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>With all the money I&#039;ve spent on shitty umbrellas, I could&#039;ve bought the golden miracle umbrella by now. <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/22095680110" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>One day, there was a moose.  <a href="http://twitpic.com/2i2rx0" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/2i2rx0</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/22102704815" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I just ran into Donatello, he&#039;s like 35 and doesn&#039;t do any ninja stuff anymore. <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/22117571224" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>When I have kids, I&#039;m not going to let them drink any drink that ends in &quot;drink.&quot; <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/22188962693" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>If you have food in the corner of your mouth, I will dry heave.  #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23especiallyifitscreamcheese" class="aktt_hashtag">especiallyifitscreamcheese</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/22201965273" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>&quot;Real IM&#039;s with FriedmanJon&quot; me: i really want a cookie right now. joselynhughes: omg i&#039;m eating one. me: holy crap. <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/22212192720" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>As he gently caressed her breast. #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23aftermidnightsoftcoretweets" class="aktt_hashtag">aftermidnightsoftcoretweets</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/22237623281" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>If my middle initial was a T. I&#039;d use it all the time too. <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/22281628598" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>If I ever rub a lamp and a genie comes out my first wish would be for him to get back inside until I&#039;m done using the bathroom, pervert. <a href="http://twitter.com/friedmanjon/statuses/22291052929" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
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