‘The Comedy Point’ Jon Friedman Interview  – November  22, 2011

‘No One’s Listening‘ Jon Friedman Interview – September 2, 2011

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Below are the complete instructions to John Jacobson’s original choreography for the song Planet Rock. Planet Rock is an original composition of John Jacobson and all credit goes to him.

Double Dream Hands – The Complete Instructions (text)

Start with your heads down.

Now look up slowly.

Bring your arms up.

And bring them down.

They’re gonna go up again.

Higher this time.

Turn them down.

Bring your thumbs to yourself.

And down.

Point your right hand from low to high.

Burst your right hand.

Now fist to your sides.

Now your fingers 5, 4.

Burst both hands.

Up, punch, across.

Crank, crank, stay down.

Shoulder.

Chin.

Shoulder.

And pat.

Double dream hands.

And thumbs to yourself.

Punch again.

Now point your right hand from low to high.

Punch.

Crank underhanded.

Two pats, shoulder.

Double dream hands.

Up, just like before.

Crank.

Stay down.

Shoulder.

Chin.

Shoulder, shoulder, shoulder.

Double dream hands.

Again.

Thumbs to yourself.

Punch.

Punch from high to low.

Punch.

And crank underhanded.

Pat twice.

Double dream hands.

Again, up.

Rock out now.

Crank it.

Stay down.

Shoulder, chin, shoulder and…

Double dream hands.

Now Jazz hand.

Up.

Right hand.

Rain hands.

Point your hand over there.

Step clap.

Jazz hand.

Burst.

Again left jazz hand.

Clap, clap.

Hands to your knees.

Two step claps.

Reach to the audience.

Two step claps.

Hands to your knees.

Left jazz hand.

Left, right, burst.

Like before.

And point high to low.

Crank your underhanded.

Pat.

Double dream hands.

And butterfly.

Double dream hands.

Freestyle.

Make a tight group.

Punch.

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